G&T is the most refreshing drink on the planet.
It’s happening.
Across the street from night court, Anytown, USA. May 2013
Marvel at my orderly suburban lawn and my fleetingly beautiful tree.
The firms of Margaret Olson and This Is Some Bullshit would like to announce that it would’ve been nice if SOMEONE had consulted her about her new boss shacking up with the self-destructive human tire-fire of a mentor she finally found the courage to leave, hoping to make her own name in the world. Especially since her seemingly NICE new boss has now become an inappropriate object of sexual desire that she fantasizes about while physically engaging her perfectly sweet, if somewhat deadbeat, live-in boyfriend in their total splinter-riddled dump of a new apartment. Things were complicated enough! And now they expect everybody to move back into the place she so recently broke free of? Where, incidentally, a manipulative weasel who put an unwanted baby inside her also works?
— I have grown to love the Mad Men Power Rankings. (via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
You have a better chance of getting led out in handcuffs out of the capitol (in Albany) than you do of getting voted out of office.
— Ken Lovett of the Daily News talking with Brian Lehrer. That’s not a joke, that’s a stat. (via wnyc)
(Source: thebhoywiththearabstrap)
This morning my phone told me how long it’s going to take to get to work. I’ve never told my phone where I work.
King size bed delivered today.
This unseasonably warm weather has allowed for a gin and tonic tonight.
Thirdly, the ivy appears to be wilting.
I hope this cut is enough to kill the ivy that grows from this thing. Home ownership is tough.
